It’s that time of the year again. No it’s not Fathers Day yet and no its Summer year around here but….

ITS PORN CONVENTION TIME BITCH!

If you don’t know, I’m about to give you the 411. EXXXOTICA Expo is a yearly adult expo event which travels the country visiting Miami Beach, New Jersey, and Chicago. Featuring the hottest products and services from both the adult and mainstream industry they have everything from glass-blown dildos to Ron Jeremy and former WWF Wrestler Chyna. At Exxotica you can enjoy such activities as educational adult seminars, live entertainment, hundreds of interesting booths filled with diverse products, and umm… PORN STARS. EXXXOTICA is something you have to experience at least once if you’re in Miami and us two bitches plan on diving into the action.

I’m extremely curious because they literally have seminars on how to introduce sex toys in the bedroom right next to circus and burlesque stage performances. And on a whole other dimension, guess who else is going to be there? Black Thought from The Roots presenting The Roots All-Stars (Dice Raw, Nikki Jean, Patty Crash, Queena Marie, Sugar Shay and more). WTF? That’s random but incredibly awesome. Tickets are available here and they even have a dope VIP attendee option which means more access, a goodie bag, plus you get to hang in the VIP Lounge throughout the event. OH, and did I mention GIRLS are FREE on FRIDAY? Yup, its true.

That’s why 2DOPEBITCHES will be on the scene, press passes in hand with full-blown access to this very special event. Come out and join us on the rachet-ness. We promise it won’t disappoint.

Still curious about what goes down at EXXXOTICA? Check out this hilarious video of last years EXXOTICA here in Miami Beach with a well-done job by the guys at BeachedMiami.com

EXXXOTICA Adult Expo Miami Beach

Miami Beach Convention Center
1901 Convention Center Drive
Miami Beach, FL 33139

http://mb.exxxoticaexpo.com

Fri, 05/18/12  - 4:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT

Sat, 05/19/12 - 1:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT

Sun, 05/20/12 - 1:00 PM to 7:00 PM EDT

PURCHASE TICKETS HERE